I want you to be happy with your purchase. If there’s an issue, please let me know, I’ll do what I can to make it right. If you’re angrily filling out this form, please take a minute to pause and take a breath. There is a human being on the other end who perhaps doesn’t need your wrath for something as non-life-threatening or mission-critical as print or garment order gone wonky, right? We’re on the same side, we both want you to have a great experience buying, receiving, and displaying my art.

If you’re angrily filling out this form because some of my product descriptions or blog posts hurt your political feelings, please don’t even bother. I won’t read it; your time is wasted. May you have the week you voted for.